We've collected quite a few characters over the years. Here is a brief description of each:
Bones (founding member) Originally from the great city of Boston, has lived in Chicago since 2005. Joined a men's league basketball team at FiHo in 2001. This turned out to be a life altering decision when he overheard the GREAT RICHARD LIBARDONI talk of a trip he took with his brother and friends. He explained how they went to see a UT game on Saturday and drove to Indy on Sunday to see the Pats play the Colts. Thus giving birth to this concept.
Polychronopolus (founding member) Younger brother of Bones and frequent traveler on many of these trips. Played football throughout high school but has morphed into an intellectual pacifist. He carries this nickname in honor of Bobby Y, who has passed on but was a true Polychronopolous. If Bob were alive would he attend these trips? Honestly, I'm not sure.
Ignatius P. Reilly (founding member) Founding member and most involved with the game itself. Played in high school, college and semi pro. Is now a referee. We wish he could attend more trips but his PENIS AND BALSL has prevented that for the time being. Someday in the future we hope he returns as an active participant.
Park League (founding member), now known as Dr. John Thackery A former NCAA baseball player, Park League has been SUCKING HIS DREAM'S DICK for many years now. He will also accept a Blumpkin if he can find a young lady willing to participate in the act.
Dave (founding member) A dog who has been there since the beginning. I will never forget him getting loose at the first Penn State trip and chasing him for what seemed like forever. He's suffered for many a trip and has earned his stripes. Live long and prosper Dave!
Walter White He only attended a couple of trips but his presence was legendary. It was like letting a caged bear loose in the wild. Fights? Yep. Going rouge with the car keys? Yep. Procuring drugs on the road from strangers? Yep. He's never boring, would love to have him on future excursions. Also one of the funniest people I've ever spent time around.
Col. Hans Lansa Attended a few Big 10 games but proved himself to be too unstable and mean spirited to travel with.
The Grinch Went on one trip with him. A mediocre zilch who adds nothing to the experience.
Full Court Press: Younger brother of Ignatius P. Reilly. Only went on one trip. Kind of got weird right around the time these trips took off.
Big Enos: One of Ignatius P. Reilly's friends. Nice guy, has since moved to Arizona. Big Metallica fan.
Smash: Long time trusted Merigan Way advisor. Went to two Penn State trip with us (ND and Michigan). Has two small children. A funny son of a gun.
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